Things a True Southerner Knows:
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
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Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
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What general direction cattywumpus is.
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That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
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When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
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The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
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How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
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Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
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Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
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A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
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Real gravy don't come from the store.
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When "by and by" is.
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The difference between "pert' near" and "a right fur piece".
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The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy.
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Never to go snipe hunting twice.
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At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.
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Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually
going to make a turn.
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You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the
elbows.
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You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
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A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.
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Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
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Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.
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