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From: Wester S Potter <wspotter@jps.net>
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000 22:46:29 -0700
Apparently the way this went out as an enclosure was a problem for some of
you ... I'll try again.  My wife brought this home from the school where she
teaches.  Thought it was worth passing along.
Wes

The Plan....

In the beginning was the Plan.

Then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance.

And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh!"

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may
abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors then went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him,
"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company
with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

This is how shit happens!

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