BILL Maybe?
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> From: "joe boogie" <boogiewoogie12@hotmail.com>
> To: ARDUNDOUG@aol.com, land-speed@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: weather? ....what weather??
> Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 13:15:07 PST
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> Hey Ardun Doug! how'd you know I had a cookout last nite?
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> -roasted finners ona 'xzaust pipe cookout
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> -actually da' dam Tractor mit plow,(16hp Briggs 1 lunger, 48' blade)
>quit runnin' with its grille facin' the north wind comin' out across the
>river a 1/2 mile away (the beginnings of the Susquahanna) at about 5pm....
> a good wind chill guess? prolly -10. problem? alla sudden like no
gas
>to carb. cough, cough. (ain't that allas th' way???) Fix? back it into
>the UNheated garage on full choke (just barely!) and tekit all apart ta
>findout why.... Next step? Run to NAPA store, get new fuel filter (and a
>sparkplug while I'm attit) drain gas tank to try to get rust particles
>out, still won't run out worth a darn....hmmm, whyzatt? get flashlight,
>look inside, an' find very big, very dead suicidal spider (no,not a
>"pooorch" spyder)stuck in th' 1/4' fuel delivery tube..... Only I could
>possibly have trouble like this thing gives me on a regular basis....good
>thing I just bought one'a them really long forceps at the last outdoor NY
>swap meet at Lebanon Valley Speedway on NOV. 2nd. -and this time its
>trouble while I still had a 2 foot pile of snow out in the road, -in
traffic
>waiting for me and my tractor -kinda sounds like a new song title from
>nashville now don't it? "ME AN' M' TRACTOR' la, la la .....
> Anybody comes anywhere near me sayin' annythin' nice about snow is
gonna
>get it. I swear they're gonna get it. Ain't winter grand?
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>
> ...sure envin' you lucky dawgs in warmer climes, "Dirty Doug"
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> Home of low temperatures, high taxes, hypocrites, an' now HILLARY!
>What more could we ever ask for???
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>>From: ARDUNDOUG@aol.com
>>Reply-To: ARDUNDOUG@aol.com
>>To: land-speed@autox.team.net
>>Subject: Fwd: weather?
>>Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 20:35:29 EST
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>>From: Bpolistoon@aol.com
>>Full-name: Bpolistoon
>>Message-ID: <9.1516273.25c0d1a0@aol.com>
>>Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 17:39:28 EST
>>Subject: weather?
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>><< Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart
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>> 60 degrees
>> Folks in New Jersey turn up their furnaces.
>> People in Upstate New York plant gardens and go swimming.
>>
>> 50 to 59 degrees
>> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>> People in Upstate New York sunbathe, trying hard not to get cloud
>>burns.
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>> 40 to 49 degrees
>> Most Italian & English cars won't start.
>> People in Upstate New York drive with their windows down.
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>> 32 to 40 degrees
>> Distilled water begins to freeze.
>> Cayuga Lake's water gets a little thicker.
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>> 20 to 29 degrees
>> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
>> People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt when they go
>>outside.
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>> 15 to 19 degrees
>> Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
>> People in Upstate New York have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
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>> Zero to 15 degrees - People in Miami all die...........Upstaters go to
>> the drive-in for ice cream.
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>> Zero to 20 below
>> Californians move south; Mexico declares an immigration crisis.
>> People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.
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>> 20 to 40 below
>> Washington D.C. is abandoned by professional politicians; the Federal
>> government grinds to a complete halt.
>> Upstate NY Girl Scouts in are selling cookies door to door.
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>> 40 to 60 below
>> Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
>> Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
>>cold
>> enough.
>>
>> 60 to 80 below
>> Chicagoans absolutely refuse to venture outdoors, even when out of
>> kielbasa, making the city a virtual ghost town.
>> People in Upstate NY swing by the store on their way home to rent some
>> extra videos and get some cold Molson's and more milk.
>>
>> 80 to 100 below
>> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole and moves operations to North
>> Carolina for the balmy weather and non-union labor.
>> Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg of Genny they
>> had stored in the basement.
>>
>> 100 to 297 below
>> Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
>> Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.
>>
>> 297 to 460 below
>> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
>> People in Upstate NY start greeting each other with...."Cold 'nuff for
>>ya?"
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>> 500 below Zero
>> Hell freezes over.
>> The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl.
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