Subject Dog Food
LAUGHTER - THE BEST MEDICINE :)
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for
my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when
a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had
an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last<
br> time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in
the Intensive Care Ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body
and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that
the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food had poisoned me.......
I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my
butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a
heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
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