A woman is arrested for shoplifting a bunch of six bananas--her third such
offense in less than a year. She is tried and found guilty and before
pronouncing sentence the judge asks her if she had any explanation, to which
she
replies: "I just like bananas".
Angrily the judge sentences the woman to six months in jail--one month for
each banana--when her husband suddenly stands up and says "She also stole some
grapes!"
Best--Michael Oritt
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