Patrick,
Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand partially.
Keith Pennell
> G'day
>
> It's Sunday evening and yes I know that I'm late for last Friday's Funnies
> and way too early for next Friday's.
>
> So I though I would break with tradition by throwing in a Sunday night
> funny. Having to go to work tomorrow, I need something. Perhaps this will
> help?
>
> If not, they are bound to make you think.
>
> Hoo Roo
>
> Patrick Quinn
> Sydney, Australia
>
> The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were
> asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a
> witty definition.
>
> Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand entirely:
>
> Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
>
> Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet.
>
> Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
>
> Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
>
> Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
>
> Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around
> the floor
>
> Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in
> search of sexual activity.
>
> Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
> crustaceans
>
> Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average
> when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
>
> Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
>
> And for the Kiwi's amongst us: Shornbag: a particularly
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