A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot...
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.'Why so little,' she asked the
pet store owner.The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you
first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it
says some pretty vulgar stuff.'The woman thought about this, but decided she
had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in
her living room and waited for it to say something.The bird looked around the
room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's
really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned from schoolthe bird
saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.'The girls and the woman were a
bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and
where the parrot had been raised.Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came
home from work.The bird looked at him and said,
'Hi Keith'
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