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To: "Healeys@Autox. Team. Net" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: [Healeys] FW: Taxes
From: "Mark Goodman" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 09:07:26 -0400
>From John Sims


        Subject: the whoooooooooole truth about taxes!!!!!!!!!!

         

        Tax Truth
        At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth
of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
        Tax his land,
        Tax his bed,
        Tax the table
        At which he's fed.
        
        Tax his tractor,
        Tax his mule,
        Teach him taxes
        Are the rule.
        
        Tax his cow,
        Tax his goat,
        Tax his pants,
        Tax his coat.
        
        Tax his ties,
        Tax his shirt,
        Tax his work,
        Tax his dirt.
        
        Tax his tobacco,
        Tax his drink,
        Tax him if he
        Tries to think.
        
        Tax his cigars,
        Tax his beers,
        If he cries, then
        Tax his tears.
        
        Tax his car,
        Tax his gas,
        Find other ways
        To tax his ass
        
        Tax all he has
        Then let him know
        That you won't be done
        Till he has no doug h.
        
        When he screams and hollers,
        Then tax him some more,
        Tax him till
        He's good and sore.
        
        Then tax his coffin,
        Tax his grave,
        Tax the sod in
        Which he's laid.
        
        Put these words
        upon his tomb,
        "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
        
        When he's gone,
        Do not relax,
        Its time to apply
        The inheritance tax.
        
        Accounts Receivable Tax
        Building Permit Tax
        CDL license Tax
        Cigarette Tax
        Corporate Income Tax
        Dog License Tax
        Estate tax
        Excise Taxes
        Federal Income Tax
        Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
        Fishing License Tax
        Food License Tax
        Fuel Permit Tax
        Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
        Gross Receipts Tax
        Hunting License Tax
        Inheritance Tax
        Inventory Tax
        IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
        Liquor Tax
        Luxury Taxes
        Marriage License Tax
        Medicare Tax
        Personal Property Tax
        Probate Tax
        Property Tax
        Real Estate Tax
        Sales Tax
        Service Charge Tax
        Socia l Security Tax
        State Income Tax
        Road Usage Tax
        Sales Tax
        Recreational Vehicle Tax
        School Tax
        State Income Tax
        State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
        Telephone Federal Excise Tax
        Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
        Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
        Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
        Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
        Telephone State and Local Tax
        Telephone Usage Charge Tax
        Utility Taxes
        Vehicle License Registration Tax
        Vehicle Sales Tax
        Watercraft Registration Tax
        Well Permit Tax
        Workers Compensation Tax
        
        STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
        Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
        And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
        We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in
the world,
        and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell
"politicians!" And I still have to "press 1" for English.  I hope this goes
around THE USA at least 100 times
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