Saturday funny

[Edwin Harris <mail@edwinharris.net>]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, 
$30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes 
and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed 
it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

 

I don't think she's coming back.