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EARLY FRIDAY FUNNY - Delete if offended by my "On the Edge"

To: "Healeys@Autox. Team. Net" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: EARLY FRIDAY FUNNY - Delete if offended by my "On the Edge"
From: "Mark Goodman" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:10:17 -0400
> Subject: Top 17 Country Songs
> >
> >
> > 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
> >
> > 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed my Ass Out All Day
Long
> >
> > 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
> >
> > 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
> >
> > 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
> >
> > 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
> >
> > 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
> >
> > 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
> >
> >  9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
> >
> >  8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Her
> >
> >  7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
> >
> >  6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
> >
> >  5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
> >
> >  4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
> >
> >  3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
> >
> >  2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
> >
> >                                         And the Number One song ---
> >
> >  1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up
With            A Few




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