Here's a good one for all you women out there.
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Subject: Men
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get
a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they
are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!
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