I normally don't forward e-jokes, but this one's a keeper.
Gary Bouffard
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VET SCHOOL
Subject: PAYING ATTENTION
First-year students at Purdue Vet School were receiving their first anatomy
class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet
medicine,
it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is
that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an
example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of
the
dead cow, with drew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several
minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening
of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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