(Well now I have another oldie but also good.)
DID YOU GET AN EMAIL FROM GOD?
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of
the repulsive behavior that was going on. So God called one of the
angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told
God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are
not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had
better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called
another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel
returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline;
95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5%
who were being good because he wanted to encourage them...give them a
little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...
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