>Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation
>and fell head over heels in love with her.
>
>On the last night of his vacation, the two of them
>went to dinner and had a serious talk about how
>they would continue the relationship.
>
>Ed began by saying to his new lady friend that
>she meant so much to him, "It's only fair to warn
>you that I'm a complete and utter golf nut. I eat,
>sleep and breath golf....so if that's a problem,
>you'd better say so right now."
>
>"Well, since we're being honest with each other,
>here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."
>
>"I see," replied Ed, and was quiet for a moment.
>
>Then he added, "You know, it's probably because
>you're not keeping your wrists straight when you
>tee off."
>
>
>
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