Drat-----it was funnier the first time!:)
> [Original Message]
> From: <MBran89793@aol.com>
> To: <MLempert@bellsouth.net>; <healeys@autox.team.net>
> Date: 12/16/05 1:29:05 PM
> Subject: Friday funnies
>
> Sorry to have to send this again but i forgot to title it as a "Friday
> funnies."
>
> Football fans
>
> A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage
> bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
> every
> once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
>
> Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling
> out of that bag..."
>
> "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can
> still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
>
> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" "
> Did you steal it?"
>
> "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the
> parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans
>
> come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and
stand
> behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone
sticks
> his
> little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
>
> "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop.
> "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
>
> "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
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