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Subject: Friday Funnies (G)
From: "Terry Blubaugh" <tblubaugh@verizon.net>
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 09:33:08 -0700
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk, she has a "question and answer" period.

One little boy raises his hand and the Senator asks him for his name.

" Kenneth."

And what is your question, Kenneth?"

I have three questions: First, whatever happened to your  medical health care
plan?    Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office? And third, whatever happened to all  those things you took when you
left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.  Hillary Clinton informs  the children
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay  where were we? Oh, that's right question
time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points to him and asks him
for his name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions: First, whatever happened to your medical health care
plan?   Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?   Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left
the White House?    Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20  minutes  early?
And fifth, what happened to Kenneth?




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