Warning !!
The FTC (Federal Taste Commission) requires the following warning:
The Joke contained in this belated Friday Funny may be offensive
to the following groups and or sub groups:
Blondes,
Those who have family members named Bubba
Those who have relatives named Junior
Those who have a fear of ladders.
Those who may be offended by woman who carry wrenches and tape measures.
Those who do not have a sense of humor.
and
A few members of the Healey List.
Continue to read at your own risk.
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,
"but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced,
"Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde!
We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
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