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From: jensen-cars@british-steel.org
[mailto:jensen-cars@british-steel.org] On Behalf Of Dana McPeek
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2004 12:27 PM
To: jensen-cars@ british-steel.org; Jensen-Healey@ british-steel.org;
AHCSD Fun Group
Subject: REASONS TO REPLACE YOUR LITTLE BRITISH CAR
REASONS TO REPLACE YOUR LITTLE BRITISH CAR
Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic
Places.
Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to
your steering wheel.
You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape
that windshield for you?"
Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the
"Club".
While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to
you and asking if anyone was hurt.
For the last five years, you've had to settle for making
"vroom, vroom' noises while in the driveway.
You keep losing dates on left turns.
Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when
discussing morning tie-ups.
Dana McPeek
1973 Jensen Healey Mk1 1110/11609
Computer Solutions of San Diego
858-549-7878
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