As I have nothing useful to add to today's conversations, I offer this bit of
diversion (with apologies to those of you who are already on the Midwestern
Council of Sports Car Clubs mail list).
Scott
Q: 1. How do you prevent a newer sprite from being stolen?
Q: 2. Is there any difference between the sound of a FP Spitfire and a
Leyland Tractor?
Q: 3. What do you call a line of cones set up by Rover mechanics?
Q: 4. How many mechanics does it take to re-jet an SU carb?
Q: 5. What's the difference between an MGB and a lawnmower?
Q: 6. Why didn't they use lever shocks for the hatchback on the MGBGT?
Q: 7. What's the difference between a TR7 and an onion?
A: 1. Put MG badges on it!
A: 2. Difference? What difference, unless the tractor is in perfect tune.
A: 3. A circle!
A: 4. One, but he'll waste the whole day emptying boxes to find just the
right needle!
A: 5. At the track, a lawnmower cuts the grass. The other plows it.
A: 6. The only reason was rear visibility.
A: 7. Nobody cries when you cut up a TR7.
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