There was a guy sitting at an airport bar who noticed a
beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself,
"Wow!! She is so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant".
So he decides to scoot towards her and try to pick her up,
but cant think of a pick up line.
After pondering his approach for a while, he turns towards her and
says......."Love to fly and it shows??" She gives him a blank,
confused stare and he immediately thinks to himself, ooh, she must
not fly for Delta.
So he thinks of something else and says "Something special in the
air??" She gives him the same confused look. He thinks damn!
She must not fly for American.
So next he says "I would really love to fly your friendly skies"
when suddenly the woman, irritated beyond belief with this guy, barks
out "Man, what the &^%$ do you want???"
The man in a relieved voice says "Ahhh, Air Canada"
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