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> Subject: Duck Hunter
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> > Johnny Cochran was duck hunting recently, when he attempted
> to cross
> > a fence into a field to retrieve a duck he had shot. A
> farmer
> > suddenly
> > pulled up in his pickup truck, jumped out, and asked Cochran
> what
> > he was doing on his property.
> >
> > "Retrieving this duck that I just shot", he replied.
> >
> > The farmer replied, "The duck is on my side of the fence,
> so now
> > it's mine.
> >
> > Cochran then asked the farmer if he recognized who he was
> talking to.
> >
> > "No", replied the farmer, "I don't know, and I don't care."
> >
> > "Does the name O.J. Simpson mean anything to you?" asked
> Cochran.
> >
> > "Yup" said the farmer, "I seen him on TV in that court
> case."
> >
> > "I am Johnny Cochran from Los Angeles", came the reply. "I
> am
> > the lawyer that got O.J. Simpson off. I'm the reason he is
> a free
> > man
> > today. And if you don't let me get that duck, I will sue
> you on the
> > basis of
> > racial prejudice and take your farm, your truck, and
> everything else
> > you own. I'll leave you penniless on the street."
> >
> > "Well," said the farmer, "We ain't in Los Angeles. Here in
> the
> > country the
> > law we go by is the 3 kicks law."
> >
> > "Never heard of it," said Cochran. The farmer said, "I get
> to kick
> > you
> > 3 times. Then if you get back up on your feet, and are
> able to kick
> > me back 3 times, that duck is yours."
> >
> > Cochran, always looking for a challenge to show his
> superiority,
> > thought this over. He grew up in a tough neighborhood and
> figured he
> > could take on and easily out do this old farmer. "OK",
> said Cochran,
> >
> > "Fair enough."
> >
> > So right off the farmer kicked Johnny violently in the
> groin. As he
> > doubled over, the farmer kicked him squarely in the face.
> Then
> > when he hit the ground, he kicked him hard in the side,
> breaking a
> > couple of
> > ribs.
> >
> > After long minutes, and several failed attempts, Cochran
> slowly made
> > it
> > back to his feet. Through clenched teeth, he says "All
> right, now
> > it's my
> > turn!"
> >
> > The farmer smiled and said, "Na, forget it. You can have
> the duck."
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