This one is as bad as the one about the two doctors playing golf. They finish
the
first hole and one doctor gets out his scorecard and reaches into his pocket for
his pen -- and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
He says "Damn -- some asshole's got my ballpoint......."
BillDentin@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 01/26/2000 7:35:39 AM Central Standard Time,
> JELehman@ix.netcom.com writes:
>
> << Yeah, Bill, there was more than one such. Where do I apply for the old
> fart
> job? Oh yeah, that's right, you have to be able to buy your way into that
> position. >>
>
> That reminds me of the old joke, where the old codger dies, goes to heaven,
> and runs into his buddy (a classic dirty old man), who has this gorgeous
> blond draped all over him. So he asks St. Peter, "My good God! Is that his
> reward!" St. Peter looks at him and says, "Oh no! He's her punishment."
>
> I've reached an age where I'm getting into Dirty Old Man Jokes. Did you hear
> about the two old codgers that are having breakfast at the local cafe. The
> one looks at the other and notices he has a Preparation H Suppository stuck
> in his ear. He says, "My God Joe, what's a matter with you? You've got a
> suppository stuck in your ear."
> Joe gives a blank stare, and says, "Oh my God! I think I know where my
> hearing aid is.
>
> Bill Dentinger
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TR6 -- 29 years old
TR4 -- 39 years old
uncle jack -- 49 and holding
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