Attention! Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle...
>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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