I thought this was pretty amusing.
Mike
>
> I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
> minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
> a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
> about giving a girl a break?"
>
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
> a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
> ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
>
> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about
> 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>
> I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have
> a little fun each day. It's important.
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