In a message dated 6/16/00 7:41:55 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
datsunmike@nyc.rr.com writes:
<<
> ><< Safety 1st
> >
> > A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
> > The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and
says,
> >
> > "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a
> > divorce."
> >
> > The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
> >
> > She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
because
> >
> > I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better
> > lover than you."
> >
> > Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger
> > increases.
> >
> > She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now
is
> >
> > doing 70 mph.
> >
> > She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
> > faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
> >
> > She says, "I want the Roadster, the checking account, and all the
credit
> > cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge
overpass
> > piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
> >
> > The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
> >
> > She asks, "What's that?"
> >
> > The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've
> > got the airbag!"
> >
> >
>
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Sad but TRUE. In Massachusetts she would get everything including 1/3 of his
pay. In most states a women can openly have an affair,go to the judge and say
"she is afraid" of what her husband might do when he catches her in bed with
her lover,get a restraining order throwing the man out of his house. She
extorts his pay (nothing to do with the cost of raising a child) and goes on
without looking back.
I was lucky no kids. REQUIRED ROADSTER CONTENT. She wanted it but I got both
roadsters. HEH HA there is some justice.
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