And now for some humor!!!!!!!!
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>A quick read when you can use a smile.
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>W I S E A D V I C E F R O M K I D S
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>1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10......
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>2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't
>answer him. - Michael, 14.
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>3. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9.
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>4. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
>she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
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>5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13,
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>6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
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>7. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -
>Joel, 10
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>8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your
>hair. - Taylia, 11
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>9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as
>your school assignment. - Traci, 14
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>10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
>- Mitchell, 12
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>11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
>- Andrew, 9
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>12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9.
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>13. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
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>14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
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>15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
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>16. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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