Been there, froze that.
WayneLoom@aol.com wrote:
> Hey group
>
> A frienfd of mine just sent me this. ENJOY!!!
>
> Subject: How cold is it?
>
> The MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART.
> 60 F New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> Michigan people plant gardens.
> 50 F Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> Michigan people sunbathe.
> 40 F Italian cars won't start.
> Michigan people drive with the windows down.
> 32 F Distilled water freezes.
> Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
> 20 F Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
> Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.
> 15 F New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
> 0 F People in Miami cease to exist.
> Michigan people lick the flagpole.
> -20 F Californians fly away to Mexico.
> Michigan people get out their winter coats.
> -40 F Hollywood disintegrates.
> Michigan's girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
> -60 F Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
> Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
> cold enough.
> -80 F Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> Michigan people rent some videos.
> -100 F Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
> -150 F Microbial life survives on dairy products.
> Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
> -300 F ALL atomic motion stops.
> Michigan people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
> -459 F Hell freezes over.
> The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.
>
> Wayne Loomis Co.
> SRL311 #11995
> 78 degrees in Orange Co., CA
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