WARNING! WARNING!
There's a new virus out there that's destroying roadsters left and
right.
This virus has two avenues of attack.
First, it eats your car. Sometimes from the bottom up, sometimes from
the inside out. With the aid of a sympathetic host of brownish- red
substance, it converts metal to crumbly goo, and leaves you with no
floors, rockers, or fender bottoms.
Secondly, it causes your car to spin out of control. This happens less
frequently, but is much more dramatic. You'll just be tooling along,
happy as can be, then, as you drive spiritedly around a corner you've
taken many times before, your rear end comes out, and you slide sideways
into the ditch. And WITHOUT all the squealing and screeching normally
associated with such occurrences.
The worst part? This virus falls out of the sky! Without warning!
And you thought COMPUTER viruses were hard to avoid?
So watch out for them raindrops! <grin>
Toby
It's raining in Seattle again, dammit.
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