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Re: How one Roadster takes on six SUVs

To: "Teddy Seidenfeld" <teddy@stat.cmu.edu>, <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: How one Roadster takes on six SUVs
From: "Rob Robinson" <FastrTime@t-three.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Apr 1999 15:47:17 -0400
I've had the same thing happen to me in parking lots, with cars as well as
those !@&^%$#! glorified trucks. Always puts a big grin on my face!

Rob Robinson
CSP 67 2000
Roanoke, Va

-----Original Message-----
From: Teddy Seidenfeld <teddy@stat.cmu.edu>
To: datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
Date: Monday, April 26, 1999 1:01 PM
Subject: How one Roadster takes on six SUVs


>Fellow Roadsters,
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>I recall that about a month ago there was a thread here about the general
>abuse that SUVs are creating on the road, especially for Roadsters and
>other 2-person-sized vehicles.  Perhaps the following brief anecdote will
>give guidance how to begin to balance the scales.
>
>I work at Carnegie Mellon U. and park my '69 2000 in a 3 story garage that
>is integral to our athletic stadium.  Two of the three stories of the
>garage are inside, under/against the stadium seating, with the third level
>open, roof level parking.  The indoor garage area is exposed concrete,
>typical for such proletarian edifices.  That's where the story takes place.
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>Apparently we don't charge enough tuition, or else we are too generous with
>our (non-faculty!) salaries, as there are some half-dozen new SUVs
>regularly parked inside.  These new SUVs have a security device that is
>sensitive to vibration, I'm guessing.  My 2000 exhaust produces exactly the
>right frequency!  As I drive by, one after the next, the SUVs pay homage to
>my Roadster with a full chorus of horns and sirens!
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>On days when I'm particularly lucky, I find a vacant spot next to one of
>these new beasts.  The added proximity (and for good measure, a quick rev
>to 3500 rpm) gets the neighboring SUV into a higher level of security panic
>with added lights and more frantic noises.
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>The symphony last 15 seconds after I turn off the engine.  Pure joy!
>
>Teddy
>SRL311 08018
>Pgh. PA
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