Re: Auto Erotic????

[Mark Mason <mason@postdiluvian.org>]

The complete winning Bulwer-Lytton entry, from Dan McKay of Fargo, ND, is:

 "As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg
 carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet
 pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold,
 aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil
 dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in
 chapter seven of the shop manual."