I get really upset when people refer to my midget as a "little
FIAT."
A few months ago I was on a drive with my wife and some of her
friends. We passed a car lot that had a midget for sale. I said,
"Cool! Look at that midget." My wife's friend thought I was
referring to a person and proceeded to chew me out for being
insensitive.
-Curt Onstott '70 MG Midget
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