How about...
2. Makers of the Iceberg detector on the Titanic.
1. "I know...lets use two 6 volt batteries"
-Gary Stratton
> Date: Tue, 07 Jun 94 16:36:17 MDT
> From: Jay Nemeth-Johannes <jayj@hpislj.lvld.hp.com>
> Subject: RFC: Top 10 Lucas Punchlines
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> TOP 10 Lucas Punchlines
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> 10. They all own Lucas refrigerators
> 9. Off, Dim, and Flicker
> 8. Lucas, Prince of darkness
> 7. Three breaks for Tea and home before dark
> 6. That can't be it... England is damp (anybody remember the reference?)
> 5. Inventor of the intermittant windshield wiper
> 4. No, not a LUCAS pacemaker!
> 3. Pioneer of the total loss ignition system
> 2. ?
> 1. ?
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