More SOL laws

["Daren Stone, D2 Mfg. Engr. C5/6, 5-9521" <DSTONE@SC9.intel.com>]

     Okay, I have one, and *don't* ask me how I know;

     "The probability that you will break off or strip 
     out an obscure fastener which retains a part necessary
     to drive the car is directly proportional to the number
     of open stores at that time and in the immediate area 
     that stock this fastener. NOTE: this law is also related 
     to the need to drive the car. It is rendered null if the 
     car does not need to be driven, and is squared if it is 
     your only vehicle." 

          cheers-
                 daren