William Hartwell Woodruff <woodruff@engin.umich.edu> writes:
> I wonder if the list will take a few moments to look into a few problems I've
> had with my wallet. It seems I never have enough cash in it since I bought
> this LBC...
This is a common affliction. It manifests itself in several ways. Common
symptoms include:
1) Squeaking noises: occur most often when wallet is completely empty, caused
by the sides of the wallet scraping together.
2) Leakage: money disappearing, seemingly without notice. Check for spouse
or teenage children in the immediate vicinity.
3) Overheating: generally an overloading situation: a sudden influx of cash
combined with the near proximity of a parts store or swap meet. Also known
to occur when charge cards get too close to a mail-order catalog.
Andrew C. Green
Datalogics, Inc. Internet: acg@dlogics.com
441 W. Huron UUCP: ..!uunet!dlogics!acg
Chicago, IL 60610 FAX: (312) 266-4473
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