The following was just passed on to me by a fellow employee ... he noticed
I was wearing my Mini Cooper t-shirt today ...
> How do you get a British car to stop leaking oil? Simple. Drain out all the
> oil and drive the car around the block. This will teach the engine what
> happens when the oil leaks out, and it will henceforth make every effort to
> hold it in.
> - Charlie Rockwell, Rockwell Motor Sport
Garry Archer Esq. archer@hsi.com
3M Health Information Systems, Wallingford, Connecticut, U.S.A.
"An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose." - A.P.Herbert
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