Jerry Kaidor <Jerry_Kaidor.ENGINTWO@engtwomac.synoptics.com> writes:
> And then there's the guy who's following you in the left lane. He's a bit
> close, and when you find a hole in the right-hand-side traffic, you slip into
> it to let him by, congratulating yourself on your live-and-let-live attitude.
> Then he immediately passes you and pulls in front of you in the right lane!
This reminds me of a wonderfully-inspired series of dashboard accessories that
I saw a few years ago. They were stick-on, imitation toggle switches that would
actually click up and down, and were labeled with important-looking captions
such as "EJECTOR SEAT", "SELF-DESTRUCT", and my favorite, "FRONT MACHINE GUNS".
Andrew C. Green
Datalogics, Inc. Internet: acg@dlogics.com
441 W. Huron UUCP: ..!uunet!dlogics!acg
Chicago, IL 60610 FAX: (312) 266-4473
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