Yes, but were they driving a PERFECT BRICKLIN ??!!
dave farbacher
-----Original Message-----
From: Greg Monfort <wingracer@email.msn.com>
To: Bricklin <bricklin@triumph.cs.utah.edu>
Date: Thursday, January 14, 1999 6:22 PM
Subject: JOKE!!!!!!!
>Since so many liked the other one................
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>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
>perfect
>courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
>course, perfect.
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>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
>their
>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
>side
>of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
>help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
>wanting
>to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
>couple
>loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
>driving
>along delivering the toys.
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>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
>couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
>the
>accident. Who was the survivor?
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>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
>existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
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>there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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>**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men
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>reading.
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>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
>must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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>**** By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
>illustrates another point: women never listen.
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