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Re: Divisional Golf KeS ????

To: <BA-Autox@autox.team.net>, "Barry Spencer" <BSpencer@tsoft.com>
Subject: Re: Divisional Golf KeS ????
From: "Kevin Stevens" <Kevin_Stevens@pursued-with.net>
Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2001 21:07:04 -0700
> Kevin,
>      Please explain how you have a sponsorship deal with Golf Emporium?.
>
> I figured it out, that's why you have a larger vehicle now so you can carry
> all the golfing stuff :>))).

No, no, it's KINCY'S "Racing and Golf" Emporium.  Perry said if I wanted to
drive his Z06 or his Big Bertha that I had to schlep all the stuff around, so
I got a Chevy Emporium to haul everything with.

You see, GM felt a need to answer the Ford Exploder, Extirpation, and Exxon
line of gas-guzzlin' eco-hatin' SUVs, so they came out with the Emporium,
otherwise badged as the Tahoe.  You can park a Z06 in the back without need
for a trailer, and as we all know America's Sports Car has room for two golf
bags in the back, so we're all set.

Oh, and for the rest of you fascist tree-hugging, owl-loving,
sitting-in-the-dark-because-you-can't-afford-Texas-power, out-of-work-dot-com
California geeks -- it also has a LEV rating.

Fore.

KeS

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