Hello all:
Right now, if you know me and where I live at all, it probably wouldn't
suprise you at all if I told you that my house is inhabited by a ghost.
Well, it's true. I've never sensed them myself, but my roommate, a
transplant from Pleasant Hill (Marin just attracts these people) is
convinced the house is haunted. I'm not so sure, but I'm not ruling anything
out. I'd rather have a house inhabitited by spirits than
perverted-stalker-burgler-murderer types, and it does provide some cheap
entertainment.
So, I consulted a friend's mother-in-law who does some psychic readings on
the side, and she confirmed that YES, there is an unhappy presence in the
house.
Oh, just consider the facts, would ya'? The clogged plumbing, a run-away
cat, the strange noises that sometimes sounds like wind banging things into
the house, the footsteps thinly disguised as our duplex neighbors walking up
and down the stairs, and now, this last final piece of evidence: Katie's
missing helmet.
It's covered in daisy decals. Have I perhaps left it behind at an event? The
last one I ran with this helmet was a NASA event, but I know I brought it
home with me. I remember putting it into my car's trunk.
And that's what's so weird! Where did it go?
If I didn't leave it an an autox, only a ghost could take it! You don't have
to be a brain surgeon to figure this one out.
Anyway, if you've seen it, PLEASE let me know, soon. Otherwise, does anyone
know the number of Bell Motorsports in Oakland?* I think I need to make a
new purchase, and you can bet your bum I'll be smudging a little sage with
an eagle feather on this one.**
Katie "If I didn't live in Marin, people would just think I'm weird" Kelly
*Very serious request. We have an event coming up.
**Ghost tip: burning sage, a spiritual cleansing agent, and then smudging it
into corners and doorways using an eagle feather is an excellent deterant to
invisible beings. Try it! It'll work in a pinch, says our psychic
consultant.
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