FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: POUGHKEEPSIE, NY COMPANY RELEASES HOT NEW AUTOCROSS
PRODUCT
Yes, just when you thought it was safe, that maybe Huck & CHuck had finally
frittered away the last of their IPO largess on Huck's "special research
chemicals" and CHuck's various projects (Honda, CP Firebird, etc.), Huck &
CHuck Enterprises releases its newest product line:
The Huck & CHuck Variable Photocell Trigger System!
That's right, kids, now you can change the way your car trips the start and
finish lights to your advantage! Trigger the start beam with the rear of
the car and the finish beam some 2 meters before the front of your car
arrives at the finish line!
How is this possible, you ask? Why, with Huck's special VarioPrism(tm)
light-bending technology! Special high-refraction prisms, programmable and
cockpit-adjustable with the push of a button, actually *BEND* the photocell
beams so that they don't "break" until you want them to!
Systems are available for IR photocells, the new red laser photocells, the
ProSolo low-ground-clearance system, but the best deal is the combination
system that works with every conceivable photocell timing system (and at
Huck & CHuck, you can be sure that there is a lot of conceiving going on
all the time!).
Special options, available for Substantial Extra Cost, include the Tunnell
E-Sand(tm) System, to keep your dial-in (or your winning margin) constant,
and the John Thomas Signature Edition NoBreakout(tm) Controller that will
allow you to run your Challenge dial-in, to the thousandth of a second,
every time -- even if you finished 5th in class and were the 32nd Qualifier
for the Challenge!
Win "Consistency Challenges"! Make up that pesky tenth of a second you're
always behind your regional rival! Finally whip up on Jack Burns and The
Fessler Woman! The universe of winning can be yours with the new Huck &
Chuck Variable Photocell Trigger System!!!
For more information, contact Huck & CHuck Enterprises at:
H&CE
Behind the hot water pipes
Track 29 Men's Room
Union Station
Poughkeepsie, NY 10234
Disclaimer: Huck & CHuck Enterprises are not responsible for protests,
appeals, and/or any penalties imposed by sanctioning bodies for the use of
the Huck & CHuck Variable Photocell Trigger System or any of its
accessories, nor are Huck & CHuck Enterprises, or any of its principals or
employees, liable for eye injuries from improper installation and use of
the Huck & CHuck Variable Photocell Trigger System.
COMING SOON FROM Huck & CHuck Enterprises: The Huck & CHuck Variable
Transponder Trigger System!!!
Press Release by:
Jim Crider
Director, UnderCover operations (DUC)
Huck & CHuck Enterprises
autojim@att.net
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