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Re: Maps of the Peru National Tour Courses

To: "Engstrom" <engstrom@onramp.net>,
Subject: Re: Maps of the Peru National Tour Courses
From: "Phillip S. Osborne" <psosborn@gte.net>
Date: Wed, 5 Jul 2000 12:03:25 -0400
Hey John, isn't this the way we do Mineral Wells courses all the time, after
a night of partying with Janish and company, and the margarita machine?

hmmm, it seems to work well....

Phil O.


 >
>1)  Get a bunch of folks good and drunk the night before the event - most
people
>will need to blow into a breath-a-lyzer to prove they are drunk enough but
special
>waivers will be granted to CPers 'cause we know they'll be drunk.
>
>2)  Load the drunk "course designers" onto a flatbed trailer filled with
stacks of
>pylons.
>
>3)  Have the "course designers" throw out the pylons at random.
>
>There you have it.  In the morning, no one will know what the course looks
like
>until they walk it - heck, they won't even know what it looks like _AFTER_
they
>walk it.  We'll cur way down on the number of DNFs cause the corner workers
>won't know where the cars are supposed to go.  All in all, I think this
will work.
>
>John "NNTO" Engstrom


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