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How to Identify Where a Driver is From...

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Subject: How to Identify Where a Driver is From...
From: Bradley Lamont <lamont@mailhost.org>
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 09:55:19 -0600
Sorry for the spam, but this was just too appropriate for the group ...

Brad


>One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  Chicago.
>
>One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  New York.
>
>One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
>of traffic:  New Jersey
>
>One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
>accelerator:   Boston.
>
>One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat-double decaf cappuccino,
>cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap:  L.A.
>
>Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
>terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
>
>Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
>to talk to someone in back seat:  Italy.
>
>One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
>brake, mind on game:  Seattle.
>
>One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
>both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a
>McDonald's bag out the window:  Texas.
>
>Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
>cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:  West Virginia.
>
>Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
>level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left
>blinker on: Florida.
>
>One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving 130
>mph and four feet from your bumper, while flashing headlights to tell you
>to get the HELL out of the way:  Atlanta.
>
>One hand on the wheel, driving a 1985 Monte Carlo, everyone on the
>road is  gliding at 100mph on ice , listening to "Pop that cootchie" on
>the radio: Detroit.
>
>Two hands on the wheel, face red and tensed up, yelling racial slurs
>out the window at anything that moves:  Indiana.
>
>No hands on the wheel, chugging a couple brewskies, doing 10 miles
>an hour staring at the cows, on a back road in no-wheres-ville:Wisconsin.
>
>One hand on handlebars, two feet on pedals, and a businessman
>yelling out of large basket attached to rear of bike:  China.

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