RE: Old Age

["Mari L. Clements" <mlc4@psu.edu>]

"Kelly, Katie" wrote:
>
> Okay, so I'm standing there in the bathroom of the Oakland Coliseum. My
>nose is all red from the wind. But that's not all. What the heck is wrong
>with my  face? What are those, wrinkles?
>
> "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

See the nice lady at the Clinique counter.  Ask her for Turnaround Cream.
But be prepared--Clarifying Lotion feels like water compared to this stuff.
It also costs like water, comparatively.  For those of you who only do costs
in terms of race tires--Clarifying Lotion = 1/15 a race tire.  Turnaround
Cream = 1/5 race tire.  [Ooh.  I hope Eric didn't read that.]

33 in less than 2 weeks,
mlc