Sorry All, BUT.................
Santa took a little spin around the block in a "borrowed" BMW M-3 last
night. I stopped him after a (short, but spirited) pursuit. Following that I
booked him for reckless driving, attempting to elude, and "failing to
discuss with the owner of the BMW his desire to 'test drive' the BMW!!"
The BAD news:
Sorry kids, but no Santa this year!!!!!
The GOOD news:
This was the arrest I needed to win the week in Hawaii for two!!!!!
Just kidding!!!!!!!! May you all have a safe, wonderful Christmas(!!), with
Alpine toys under the tree!!
Carl
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Subject: Re: Merry Christmas to all
> I spoke with Santa yesterday and the elves were just getting finished
polishing
> his Alpine for the big journey!!! Merry Christmas everyone... I hope Santa
> treats you all well. - Ian
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