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Date: Mon, 12 Nov 2001 16:30:36 EST
Subject: Some Deep Thoughts....
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SOME DEEP THOUGHTS
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face it gets mad at you,
but when you take the dog in a car, he sticks his head out the window?
Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you
are happy, no one sees you smile. But fart just one time.....
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars
in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
OK....so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make
the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 our of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one
person enjoys it?
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